So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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