it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
