everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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