absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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