Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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