East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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