yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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