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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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