Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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