she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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