I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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