1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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