i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
