I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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