do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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