so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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