I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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