Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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