What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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