official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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