Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Drunk is not a location!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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