Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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