But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
