burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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