Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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