she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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