are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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