i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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