Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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