Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
im on a boat
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