I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Another day, another engagement, another cat
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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