Sponge bath it is.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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