Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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