i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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