So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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