I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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