I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
