awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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