Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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