that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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