As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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