it's not cheating when I paid for it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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