I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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