This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You pole danced in your parka.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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