you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
i think my cat just said my name.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
