what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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