That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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