he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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