Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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