On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My cat gives me a boner
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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